1: Diplomatic immunity
2: I left it at home
3: My goldfish ate it
4: I was invaded by russia
5: I've been suddenly stuck mute
6: It would endanger the safety of the free world
7: Damn Slothes
8: I'm allergic to tests
9: I have a rare hand disease and writing would kill me.
10. No hablo inglés
11: It's against my religion
12: I refuse to answer those questions on the grounds that they may incriminate me.
13: I just remembered I have an appointment with Dr. Kevorkian.
14: Damn Platypi.
15: My testphobia will cause me to go on a murderous rampage if I come within 20 in. of a test
16: I'm an organ donor.
17: I just ate so I should wait 45 minutes
18: I'm black
19: I can't count higher than D
20: The room won't stop spinning
21: Damn Lemurs
22: "...Whisper words of wisdom, let it be..."
23: "The Family" told me not to.
24. I can't tell the difference between a T and an F.
25: No thanks, I'm trying to quit.
26: Mom said don't talk to strangers.
27: It's discrimination against stupid people.
28: Damn Republicans
29: I got my pencil from the post-clinton whitehouse so it can't write W's
30: I think we should just be friends...
31: I was beheaded yesterday
32: It's not you, it's me....
33: It would lower my sense of self worth and drive me to suicide. You really want that hanging over your head??
34: It's not compatible with my platform
35: Damn Rabid Squirrels
36: Look over there *sound of running and slamming door*
37: I'm tellin ya baby, it's not my bag.
38: I forgot how to spell my name.
39: I'm not Y2K compliant so I don't have to take this test for another 100 years
40: javajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajava.....
41: aixelsyd evah I
42: It's all okay.
 

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